Friday, October 3, 2008

Friday Pic #9: Slime Mold

Filed under: Science, Nature, Friday Pic

Slime molds are weird things. Originally thought to be a group of fungi, they’re now considered to be paraphyletic - that is, not a natural group of related species. And they’re not fungi, either. Also, I can’t quite tell if they’re supposed to be unicellular or multicellular organisms, as they begin their life cycle as amoebas that eventually aggregate, as food grows scarce, to collectively form fruiting bodies. Earlier this year it was reported that slime molds can learn to navigate labyrinths. What this says about intelligence and consciousness remains to be seen.

The specimen/s below I discovered on a mushroom-hunt near my parents’ place. I suppose it’s feeding on the rotten wood.

The more you study biology, the more you realise that all of these classifications we invent are purely for our own convenience. Nature doesn’t care if we would like to divide it into unicellular and multicellular, or about what definition of “species” we want to use. There’s always something out there that defies explanation until we’ve restructured our thoughts and language. Slime molds are one such example.

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Allah Likes Rotten Mangoes

Filed under: Religion, Humour, Sweden

Images of Jesus and his virgin mother have been known to pop up in the most unlikely places, such as dirty sinks. The conspicuous lack of other deities on toasts and bathroom doors has been a source of some confusion for atheists - after all, if all gods are equally unlikely to exist, all of them should be equally likely to appear randomly!*

Fortunately a Swedish Muslim provides some comfort: Swedish Muslim finds Muhammad in a mango. Praise Allah!

“When I sliced the mango in two, ‘Allah’ was written in one half and ‘Muhammad’ in the other. It’s a miracle, a sign from Allah,” said Sheikh to the Metro newspaper.

Of course there’s always some stupid academic spoiling the fun:

“There are 14 recognized ways to create the word ‘Allah’. When you think about how many mangoes there are out there, it’s not strange that one of them has a pattern which can be interpreted to be the right combination of characters,” said Jan Hjärpe [emeritus professor in Islam] to Metro.

Seriously though. What kind of self-respecting god would write his name and the name of his prophet in a rotting mango? What kind of cheap-ass miracle is that? And what kind of believer will settle for something like that from a god who is supposed to be wise and merciful and all-powerful?

A ROTTING MANGO?!

I guess we’re lucky it wasn’t a picture of Muhammad in there, or the fruit merchant would certainly have sold his last mango.

Friday pic coming up. It does not involve mangoes.

* I’m lying. There’s no confusion. And I think most of my readers get that but am writing this footnote just in case: We’re not confused at all. People see what they want to see. It’s that simple.

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