How Big?
PZ Myers recently posted some creationist drivel over at Pharyngula, which - unusually - focussed on physics rather than biology. This particular quote has been the subject of much scorn:
Unveils the fundamental truth, based on the scientific record of creation, that the earth accreted from a watery nebula; the great surging mass of water and chemicals had no particular shape and covered thousands of square miles of interstellar space.
Why is this so funny (apart from the idea that volume can be measured in square miles)? Well, personally I’m reminded by someone who, apparently at a loss for what else to say when Hemant at Friendly Atheist asked what we admire about christians, claimed that they “think big”. God is supposedly big. But apparently, the universe isn’t.
The author of the quote - one Parsons - is out by orders of magnitude when it comes to how much water you’d need to form the Earth. One commenter at Pharyngula claims that the earth has “approximately 196 MILLION square miles of surface area. It has, approximately, 26 BILLION cubic miles of material.” (I haven’t bothered to verify these claims, but I do know that they are closer to the truth than Parsons with his thousands of square miles.)
This isn’t the first time a creationist fails to comprehend large things. Recall for instance the Christian grad students who were supposed to teach middle schoolers that 10262 is such a large number that if you attempted to write it down, you would “fill up the entire known universe with paper before you could write that number”. Now, this could mean that whomever wrote that lives in a very very small universe … or they simply had no idea what they were talking about.
Is this symptomatic of something? Does the muddled thinking of creationists ultimately come from an inability to understand, or come to terms with, just how big the world is? Perhaps if these people actually comprehended the true scale of the universe, they would realise the hubris of believing that it was created for the sole purpose of housing bipedal, hairless primates.












